Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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