You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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