Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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