Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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