I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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