Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We need to feng shui this bitch.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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