Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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