Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just gift wrapped bread.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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