i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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