Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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