dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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