You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
organizing the empties. That sober.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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