everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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