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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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