also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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