this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
