So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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