i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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