And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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