is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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