I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
