i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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