What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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