so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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