Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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