You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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