i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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