oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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