I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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