Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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