problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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