Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
What drink are we having for lunch?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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