hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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