too bad you live with your parents still
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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