I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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