guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
