I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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