do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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