So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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