Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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