Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
please come you make the beer taste better
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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