Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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