Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you would pick up someone in the library
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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