This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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