now i know why i became what i already was.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Randomize
