On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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