I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
just tell him i said nine months
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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