i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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