I think I just saw someone hide a body.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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