Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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