she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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