i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
