she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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