You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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