what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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