sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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