Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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