this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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