kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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